Harry Kewell a sex symbol?

HARRY KEWELL a sex symbol? No wonder he's got a groin problem!

Super-coach Guus Hiddink guides Socceroos to first World Cup win.

OOH! Doesn't it give you Guus bumps?

Sox

WHEN I was a single man I washed, darned and even ironed them myself. But that's premarital sox for you.

Socceroos defeat Japan in World Cup.

THE SOCCEROOS victory brought joy to Australians, but I'm afraid it's going to cause a lot of Japanese wailing.

Not in my backyard!

SO WHERE the bloody hell are these nuclear plants going to be located?

Elite company.

TOO MANY politicians have minds like Einstein's - absolutely dead!

The Da Vinci Code.

IGNORE The Da Vinci Code! Author Dan Brown has got it all wrong. The Holy Grail is located on hallowed ground...in Germany.