Senator Santo Santoro's shame.

SENATOR Santo Santoro's failure to disclose his 72 share holdings is a gross neglect of duty! Well...half a gross.

Ode to Shane Warne.

IT'S true that you could have been thinner,
But a winner, we know, is a grinner.
You're simply the best,
You must have been blest,
Well done, and now please...come in spinner.

Back of Burke

RUDD looked like a really big winner
Until he went out for a dinner
With Burke and his mates
And their troublesome traits.
Sure, now he looks just like a sinner.