Ben McKenzie booted off tv reality show

This young lad, he thinks that he's hot.
But a singer, he's bloody-well not!
His style and his diction
Brought forth his eviction.
God Strewth! He deserved to be shot!

Baby-kissing politicians.

The Australian Election 2007 campaign is underway and the baby-kissing has commenced. Not too many of those babies know how to crawl ... but all the politicians bloody-well do!

Shane Warne not a chucker.

Nobody could accuse Shane Warne of being a chucker ... but he does have the odd fling.