Exploding underpants!

Exploding underpants on an aircraft? Jeez! Just wait until someone comes up with exploding calamari. They'll have to bring in the bomb squid for that!

Tiger's troubled life.

Crikey! Didn't Tiger Woods make a terrible faux par?

Tiger Woods and the brassie.

A brassie is a number 2 wooden club with a brass sole plate. And shame on those of you who thought it was one of Tiger Woods' girlfriends!

Politicians

Politicians are like railway sleepers - they lie all along the line.

Tiger Woods

I reckon Tiger Woods will have to adjust his angle of approach, 'cause his wife evidently believes it's a bare lie.